Mouthy Cat
The cat image was sourced from Pinterest.
Partial transcript.
"What?What are you looking at?I've had a hell of a night, scratching my arse all over the carpet. Why don't ya get somethin softer for tha floor? I see ya get yarself the soft stuff. An what tha hell is that in my bowl? It smells… Funny. I think I'll be eatin what you're havin tonight. No you say?"