Mouthy Cat

The cat image was sourced from Pinterest.

Partial transcript.
What are you looking at?
I've had a hell of a night, scratching my arse all over the carpet. Why don't ya get somethin softer for tha floor? I see ya get yarself the soft stuff.
An what tha hell is that in my bowl? It smells… Funny. I think I'll be eatin what you're havin tonight.
No you say?